Elvis Henry
03-30-2006, 01:18 AM
And dammit, it was not pretty. I'm probably going to be banned from
Poker Champs, but that's OK, because I misspelled a whole bunch of
curse words in such a way that bypassed their chat filters and I really
let the suckout artists have it. They suck and I hope they all die in
tragic car accidents on the way to work tomorrow.
I finally had only about $62 left and I went into a no limit table and
I went all in with 63 suited and the guy with $500 or so sitting there
in wait gladly called with AA and that was the end of my life at Poker
Champs. Who cares. To hell with Gus Hansen. It is an ugly, green,
almost puke green, poker site that hurts my eyes and is very unpleasant
to experience.
I still have well-funded accounts on two other sites. I have better
luck with sit and gos than I do with ring games. I am soooooooo sick
of ring games. They are boring, banal, and tiresome. I like the
rhythm of sit and gos better.
For the record, I think BoDog is the best damned site out there, and
I'm not saying that because it is the only site where I've never busted
out of. No sir, the crook that runs that joint does it in an honest
way, and I respect that. Whenever it strikes my fancy I can place a
sports bet and the state of Florida is none the wiser. Forget that the
Cowboys sucked big time yesterday against Seattle and cost me a
handsome ton. Fuck you, Tuna. If you hit me like that I'd knock you
on your fat ass. You disgrace the memory of Tom Landry. Or Greg
Landry for that matter. At any rate, Bodog rules, and has the least
suckouts.
I am still trying to clear a $200 bonus at Poker Room, but I don't
think I have the stones to clear it by playing ring games. Clearing a
bonus there is like trying to pass a fucking kidney stone. But what
are you gonna do. Indians run the joint and they've been sticking it
to Whitey in the States since Congress let them steal all of our IT
jobs a few years ago on the false pretense that there was an "IT labor
shortage." Yeah, and Alec Baldwin is going to leave the country if
Bush gets elected. Whatever.
As for this newsgroup, I think you all are a bunch of holier than thou
poseurs whom I'd like to pummel just for the hell of it.
And for those who think online poker is not fixed, let me tell you
something. EVERYTHING in life is fixed. The Man is always sticking it
to us. We pay the rake not only at the poker tables, but in the game
of life. We pay it to the Tax Man, to our ex-wives, to the guy who
charges $5,000 to repair my roof every time a hurricane rips through
here.
At any rate, to all of you flush chasers, straight chasers, and
ace-anything players, kiss my rosy red ass. You'll get yours some day
and Elvis Henry will be there to view the horrible outcome. The world
would be a better place if everyone would read Sklansky and only play
suited connectors and never anything below j-10 suited. But no, when I
put in a big raise with AA tonight, I got called by a guy with 2 4
offsuit, and he hit a boat on the fucking flop. I didn't know I was
beat until after the river, because I thought no way anyone holding a
damned 2 would call. But that's the way the world works, folks, and
the way it always has. I'd like to punch that 2 4 offsuit guy in the
stomach and watch him spit up blood until he completely bleeds out, but
my therapist says I need to monitor my feelings in this regard.
Paul McCartney once wrote "Give Ireland Back To The Irish." Well, to
the lawmakers of this land I beseach you to make online poker playing
illegal so I will have more time to practice my guitar. But give
America back to the Americans and away from these overseas gaming
operators who are siphoning off millions of dollars from the Tax Man's
coffers.
I'm addicted to this insanity and there ain't no stopping it. Every
drunk must have his drink, and every time I bust out, I'm back at the
ATM pulsing out a hefty cash advance to reload. Or just sell my car
like I did last week.
OK, I was going to write this on the blog tonight, but blogspot is
slower than a Baptist girl on a first date. Fuck all that. Elvis is
coming to you live.
Later,
Elvis
www.elvishenry.blogspot.com
Poker Champs, but that's OK, because I misspelled a whole bunch of
curse words in such a way that bypassed their chat filters and I really
let the suckout artists have it. They suck and I hope they all die in
tragic car accidents on the way to work tomorrow.
I finally had only about $62 left and I went into a no limit table and
I went all in with 63 suited and the guy with $500 or so sitting there
in wait gladly called with AA and that was the end of my life at Poker
Champs. Who cares. To hell with Gus Hansen. It is an ugly, green,
almost puke green, poker site that hurts my eyes and is very unpleasant
to experience.
I still have well-funded accounts on two other sites. I have better
luck with sit and gos than I do with ring games. I am soooooooo sick
of ring games. They are boring, banal, and tiresome. I like the
rhythm of sit and gos better.
For the record, I think BoDog is the best damned site out there, and
I'm not saying that because it is the only site where I've never busted
out of. No sir, the crook that runs that joint does it in an honest
way, and I respect that. Whenever it strikes my fancy I can place a
sports bet and the state of Florida is none the wiser. Forget that the
Cowboys sucked big time yesterday against Seattle and cost me a
handsome ton. Fuck you, Tuna. If you hit me like that I'd knock you
on your fat ass. You disgrace the memory of Tom Landry. Or Greg
Landry for that matter. At any rate, Bodog rules, and has the least
suckouts.
I am still trying to clear a $200 bonus at Poker Room, but I don't
think I have the stones to clear it by playing ring games. Clearing a
bonus there is like trying to pass a fucking kidney stone. But what
are you gonna do. Indians run the joint and they've been sticking it
to Whitey in the States since Congress let them steal all of our IT
jobs a few years ago on the false pretense that there was an "IT labor
shortage." Yeah, and Alec Baldwin is going to leave the country if
Bush gets elected. Whatever.
As for this newsgroup, I think you all are a bunch of holier than thou
poseurs whom I'd like to pummel just for the hell of it.
And for those who think online poker is not fixed, let me tell you
something. EVERYTHING in life is fixed. The Man is always sticking it
to us. We pay the rake not only at the poker tables, but in the game
of life. We pay it to the Tax Man, to our ex-wives, to the guy who
charges $5,000 to repair my roof every time a hurricane rips through
here.
At any rate, to all of you flush chasers, straight chasers, and
ace-anything players, kiss my rosy red ass. You'll get yours some day
and Elvis Henry will be there to view the horrible outcome. The world
would be a better place if everyone would read Sklansky and only play
suited connectors and never anything below j-10 suited. But no, when I
put in a big raise with AA tonight, I got called by a guy with 2 4
offsuit, and he hit a boat on the fucking flop. I didn't know I was
beat until after the river, because I thought no way anyone holding a
damned 2 would call. But that's the way the world works, folks, and
the way it always has. I'd like to punch that 2 4 offsuit guy in the
stomach and watch him spit up blood until he completely bleeds out, but
my therapist says I need to monitor my feelings in this regard.
Paul McCartney once wrote "Give Ireland Back To The Irish." Well, to
the lawmakers of this land I beseach you to make online poker playing
illegal so I will have more time to practice my guitar. But give
America back to the Americans and away from these overseas gaming
operators who are siphoning off millions of dollars from the Tax Man's
coffers.
I'm addicted to this insanity and there ain't no stopping it. Every
drunk must have his drink, and every time I bust out, I'm back at the
ATM pulsing out a hefty cash advance to reload. Or just sell my car
like I did last week.
OK, I was going to write this on the blog tonight, but blogspot is
slower than a Baptist girl on a first date. Fuck all that. Elvis is
coming to you live.
Later,
Elvis
www.elvishenry.blogspot.com