BANKROLLONSWOLL
04-04-2005, 12:43 AM
I MEAN CMON REALLY, DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELF. YOU ARE ALWAYS ON HERE
CRYING ABOUT CHEATING. HOWZ ABOUT NEXT TIME YOU SPLOOGE ALL OVER THE TABLE.
YEAH THAT WILL REALLY MARK THE CARDS, THEN THEY WILL HAVE TO CHANGE THE
DECK. USUALLY WHEN I SUSPECT CHEATING, I ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE A CASE OF
SEVERE SHITS, I ANNOUNCE THIS TO THE TABLE, TELL THEM I WILL BE BACK, THAT I
GOTTA SHIT. THEN I COME BACK AND AFTER 2 HANDS RANT AND RAVE ABOUT HOW THE
SINK WAS BROKEN AND ABOUT HOW I HAD REALLY WATERY SHIT. YOU KNOW THE KIND
WHERE YOU FART AND BROWN WATER COMES OUT. THE DEALER WON'T EVEN TOUCH THE
CARDS. SOMEONE IS SURE TO ASK FOR A NEW SETUP. ANYWAY WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
RUSS GOT LAID? DID YOU SEE HIS TAPES? I BET HE NEVER HAS TASTED SWEET PUSSY.
I BET HE JUST SPLOOGES ALL OVER HIS JUNE 1979 ISSUE OF PLAYBOY. YOU KNOW THE
ONE, THE CENTERFOLD HAS A BUSH THE SIZE OF MY RIGHT FOOT. THANK GOD THAT
STYLE WENT OUT. AFROS....DAMN, HOW DO YOU EAT THAT SHIT WITHOUT GETTING
SICK? GARY CARSIN MIGHT KNOW. THEN AGAIN HE MIGHT NOT KNOW. HE SPENT ALL OF
HIS TEEN YEARS WATCHING "CHiPs" WHATTA GEEK. HE WANTED TO BE LIKE PONCHO.
INSTEAD HE WROTE A BOOK FOR ME TO PISS ON. WELL THE KEY TO THIS THEORY IS
THAT WHEN YOU THINK SOMETHING FISHY IS GOING ON, GIVE EM FISH JUICE. SPLOOGE
ALL OVER EM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
STRAIGHT SPLOOGES,
BANKROLLONSWOLL aka BOS
CRYING ABOUT CHEATING. HOWZ ABOUT NEXT TIME YOU SPLOOGE ALL OVER THE TABLE.
YEAH THAT WILL REALLY MARK THE CARDS, THEN THEY WILL HAVE TO CHANGE THE
DECK. USUALLY WHEN I SUSPECT CHEATING, I ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE A CASE OF
SEVERE SHITS, I ANNOUNCE THIS TO THE TABLE, TELL THEM I WILL BE BACK, THAT I
GOTTA SHIT. THEN I COME BACK AND AFTER 2 HANDS RANT AND RAVE ABOUT HOW THE
SINK WAS BROKEN AND ABOUT HOW I HAD REALLY WATERY SHIT. YOU KNOW THE KIND
WHERE YOU FART AND BROWN WATER COMES OUT. THE DEALER WON'T EVEN TOUCH THE
CARDS. SOMEONE IS SURE TO ASK FOR A NEW SETUP. ANYWAY WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
RUSS GOT LAID? DID YOU SEE HIS TAPES? I BET HE NEVER HAS TASTED SWEET PUSSY.
I BET HE JUST SPLOOGES ALL OVER HIS JUNE 1979 ISSUE OF PLAYBOY. YOU KNOW THE
ONE, THE CENTERFOLD HAS A BUSH THE SIZE OF MY RIGHT FOOT. THANK GOD THAT
STYLE WENT OUT. AFROS....DAMN, HOW DO YOU EAT THAT SHIT WITHOUT GETTING
SICK? GARY CARSIN MIGHT KNOW. THEN AGAIN HE MIGHT NOT KNOW. HE SPENT ALL OF
HIS TEEN YEARS WATCHING "CHiPs" WHATTA GEEK. HE WANTED TO BE LIKE PONCHO.
INSTEAD HE WROTE A BOOK FOR ME TO PISS ON. WELL THE KEY TO THIS THEORY IS
THAT WHEN YOU THINK SOMETHING FISHY IS GOING ON, GIVE EM FISH JUICE. SPLOOGE
ALL OVER EM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
STRAIGHT SPLOOGES,
BANKROLLONSWOLL aka BOS