OT: Robin William's Peace Plan

[Irish Mike]

Received the attached in e-mail and am passing it on. It makes more sense
than any thing I've heard from Congress:

"Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...
what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
message.

Robin Williams' plan:

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere"
again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy
but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" -



Irish Mike

"I stood on the Dublin docks and my future was uncertain, in a place where
fortunes are won and lost on the turning of a card"

[PJ DiSanti]

Yeah, who or why these things get attributed to comics I have no clue,
however, there was something similar with George Carlin's name at the bottom
of it that wasn't him.

I suspect the authorship of anything that claims to be a famous person's
quote, especially when it's a long political diatribe sent via email.

PJ

--
Nothing can confound
A wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
- Lord Byron

There is no subject so old that something new cannot be said about it. -
Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky




"Irish Mike" <mjostar@ameritech.net> wrote in message
news:_Rg1b.29393$Vx2.13331835@newssvr28.news.prodigy.com...
> Received the attached in e-mail and am passing it on. It makes more sense
> than any thing I've heard from Congress:
>
> "Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...
> what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
> message.
>
> Robin Williams' plan:
>
> I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
> peace. So, here's one plan.
>
> 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
> affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
> Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
"interfere"
> again.
>
> 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
> Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would
> station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
> 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
> We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
> gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
> France would welcome them.
>
> 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
> unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
> allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
> here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab
> drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
> 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't
> attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
> 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
> energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy
> but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The
> caribou will have to cope for a while.
>
> 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
> barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They
can
> go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
> 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
> world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
> seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give
them
> is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
little,
> if anything.
>
> 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need
> the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make
a
> good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
> 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
> no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
> ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
>
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
> your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
> yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" -
>
>
>
> Irish Mike
>
> "I stood on the Dublin docks and my future was uncertain, in a place where
> fortunes are won and lost on the turning of a card"
>
>

[Octo the Genarian]

It says something about IM's objectivity that he falls for these things
hook, line, and sinker every time.


"^Halibut^" <MR_PAPPYSPAM@NOYAHOO.COM> wrote in message
news:qUg1b.5700$df2.298725@twister.socal.rr.com...
> http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-williams-plan.htm
>
> Urban Legend
> "Irish Mike" <mjostar@ameritech.net> wrote in message
> news:_Rg1b.29393$Vx2.13331835@newssvr28.news.prodigy.com...
> > Received the attached in e-mail and am passing it on. It makes more
sense
> > than any thing I've heard from Congress:
> >
> > "Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...
> > what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
> > message.
> >
> > Robin Williams' plan:
> >
> > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for
> > peace. So, here's one plan.
> >
> > 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
> > affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
> > Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
> "interfere"
> > again.
> >
> > 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
> > Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
> would
> > station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
fence.
> >
> > 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> leave.
> > We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
> > gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are.
> > France would welcome them.
> >
> > 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
> > unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
> > allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide
> > here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
> cab
> > drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
> >
> > 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
> don't
> > attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
> >
> > 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
> > energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of
energy
> > but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
> The
> > caribou will have to cope for a while.
> >
> > 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
> > barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They
> can
> > go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> > filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
> >
> > 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
> > world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
> > seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give
> them
> > is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
> little,
> > if anything.
> >
> > 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
> need
> > the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make
> a
> > good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> >
> > 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
> > no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
> > ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
> >
> > "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
> > your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
> > yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" -
> >
> >
> >
> > Irish Mike
> >
> > "I stood on the Dublin docks and my future was uncertain, in a place
where
> > fortunes are won and lost on the turning of a card"
> >
> >
>
>

[Linda K Sherman]

Octo the Genarian wrote:
> It says something about IM's objectivity that he falls for these things
> hook, line, and sinker every time.

Hey, it's on the Internet, isn't it? It must be true.

Linda Sherman

[Chris Fiorentino]

Very good ideas. Too bad we'll never see any of them come to
fruition. America would be a better place...but then again, if we
implemented all of these ideas, what would the liberals have to whine
about...like I was saying, America would be a better place to live.

"Irish Mike" <mjostar@ameritech.net> wrote in message news:<_Rg1b.29393$Vx2.13331835@newssvr28.news.prodigy.com>...
> Received the attached in e-mail and am passing it on. It makes more sense
> than any thing I've heard from Congress:
>
> "Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...
> what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
> message.
>
> Robin Williams' plan:
>
> I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
> peace. So, here's one plan.
>
> 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
> affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
> Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere"
> again.
>
> 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
> Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
> station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
> 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
> We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
> gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
> France would welcome them.
>
> 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
> unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
> allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
> here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
> drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
> 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
> attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
> 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
> energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy
> but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
> caribou will have to cope for a while.
>
> 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
> barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can
> go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
> 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
> world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
> seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
> is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
> if anything.
>
> 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need
> the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
> good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
> 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
> no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
> ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
>
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
> your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
> yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" -
>
>
>
> Irish Mike
>
> "I stood on the Dublin docks and my future was uncertain, in a place where
> fortunes are won and lost on the turning of a card"

[Irish Mike]

I didn't fall for anything bucko - but you read it.

Irish Mike

"I stood on the Dublin docks and my future was uncertain, in a place where
fortunes are won and lost on the turning of a card"

"Octo the Genarian" <octothegenarian@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bi496e$hqg$1@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu...
> It says something about IM's objectivity that he falls for these things
> hook, line, and sinker every time.
>
>
> "^Halibut^" <MR_PAPPYSPAM@NOYAHOO.COM> wrote in message
> news:qUg1b.5700$df2.298725@twister.socal.rr.com...
> > http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-williams-plan.htm
> >
> > Urban Legend
> > "Irish Mike" <mjostar@ameritech.net> wrote in message
> > news:_Rg1b.29393$Vx2.13331835@newssvr28.news.prodigy.com...
> > > Received the attached in e-mail and am passing it on. It makes more
> sense
> > > than any thing I've heard from Congress:
> > >
> > > "Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...
> > > what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
> > > message.
> > >
> > > Robin Williams' plan:
> > >
> > > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
> for
> > > peace. So, here's one plan.
> > >
> > > 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
> > > affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
> > > Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
> > "interfere"
> > > again.
> > >
> > > 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
> > > Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
> > would
> > > station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
> fence.
> > >
> > > 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> > leave.
> > > We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
> > > gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
> are.
> > > France would welcome them.
> > >
> > > 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days
> > > unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
> > > allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
> hide
> > > here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any
more
> > cab
> > > drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
> > >
> > > 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
> > don't
> > > attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
> > >
> > > 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
> > > energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of
> energy
> > > but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness.
> > The
> > > caribou will have to cope for a while.
> > >
> > > 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
> > > barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else.
They
> > can
> > > go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> > > filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
> > >
> > > 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
> > > world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever,
for
> > > seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we
give
> > them
> > > is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
> > little,
> > > if anything.
> > >
> > > 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
> > need
> > > the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
> make
> > a
> > > good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> > >
> > > 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
> > > no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak
is
> > > ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
> > >
> > > "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
> > > your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
> > > yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" -
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Irish Mike
> > >
> > > "I stood on the Dublin docks and my future was uncertain, in a place
> where
> > > fortunes are won and lost on the turning of a card"
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[OrangeSFO]

You should change your little catch phrase from "Bucko" to:

"I'm the biggest sucker in 5 states. Take me down."