AcesLow
05-01-2005, 06:31 PM
I was sitting at their .50/1 table the other day, when PBOCOP shows
up. Having been playing the same table for more than 3 hours already,
I was up about $3k. First new deal, I get KK in the BB. Betting is
capped, and the Flop shows KKA. Now, PBO and I get into a betting
war. The turn brings a blank and the river brings an Ace. PBO turns
over AA for the win.
He continues to win 37 consequtive hands, all on the river. The loser
always had a full house or better, usually made on the flop. When
Questioned, PBO simply said "OINK!"
So I call for a floorperson, and none arrives. Rzitup enters the
table, and finally wins a hand against PBO. In fact, he wins several.
These two then win the next 147 hands in a row. I tell them I've had
enough, I am done with party.
To this, Rzitup says "Fine. Go cash out you piece of shit newbie
fish-fucker."
PBOCOP simply says "oink."
So, now not only have I lost my 3k, I am now DOWN 2k. I cash out my
remaining $37,052 bankroll.
Imagine how pissed I am when I receive, instead of a check for
$37,052, but rather $37,000 in Krispy Kreme Gift certificates, a box
of half-eaten donuts (stale), 3 lbs of raw bacon, and Russ Georgiev's
new book, "Nyah Nyah, I Told You I was Right."
From now on, I will play exclusively at PokerStars. At least they pay
in Pizza.
up. Having been playing the same table for more than 3 hours already,
I was up about $3k. First new deal, I get KK in the BB. Betting is
capped, and the Flop shows KKA. Now, PBO and I get into a betting
war. The turn brings a blank and the river brings an Ace. PBO turns
over AA for the win.
He continues to win 37 consequtive hands, all on the river. The loser
always had a full house or better, usually made on the flop. When
Questioned, PBO simply said "OINK!"
So I call for a floorperson, and none arrives. Rzitup enters the
table, and finally wins a hand against PBO. In fact, he wins several.
These two then win the next 147 hands in a row. I tell them I've had
enough, I am done with party.
To this, Rzitup says "Fine. Go cash out you piece of shit newbie
fish-fucker."
PBOCOP simply says "oink."
So, now not only have I lost my 3k, I am now DOWN 2k. I cash out my
remaining $37,052 bankroll.
Imagine how pissed I am when I receive, instead of a check for
$37,052, but rather $37,000 in Krispy Kreme Gift certificates, a box
of half-eaten donuts (stale), 3 lbs of raw bacon, and Russ Georgiev's
new book, "Nyah Nyah, I Told You I was Right."
From now on, I will play exclusively at PokerStars. At least they pay
in Pizza.